Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered Songtext
von Rod Stewart

After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy
I don′t even shake

Men are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well, I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink

I′m wild again
Beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Listen, baby

I couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn′t sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I


Lost my heart but what of it?
My mistake I agree
Oh, she′s such a laugh and I love it
Although the laugh's on me

Ooh, I′ll sing to him
Bring springs to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Oh, you're so cute
Ooh she′s kept enough, she's slept enough
And yet, where it counts she′s adapt enough
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

When he talks he is seeking
Words to get off his chest
Horizontally speaking
She's at her very best

Oh, we've seen a lot
I mean a lot
And now we′re like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I


Oh, we′re vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God we can't be over-sexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I