Floyd The Barber (KAOS-FM Radio Apr 87) Songtext
von Nirvana

Bell on door clanks - come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down (in the) chair, don′t be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved


Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I′m really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shaved
I was shaved

I sense others in the room
Opie Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns in cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved