Floyd The Barber Songtext
von Nirvana

Bell on door clangs, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don′t be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I′m really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips


I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

Uh
Uh

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed