Boys (RM take 1) Songtext
von The Beatles

Would you like to do a number with us, you know, we′d like to do a number together?
Yeah, oh yes, great!
Hey eh! It's the Kay Sisters, they′ve come! Great! Fabulous!
They're not the Kay Sisters... this is the–
This is The Beatles!
Hello, Beetle!
Where is he?
Where is he?
There he is... hello, Bongo!
That's Ringo!


Oh, is he that as well... oh... by golly!
As you can gather, this is Eric, say hello to Eric
Hello, Eric
Hello, mate
I remember you. You′re the one with the short, fat, hairy legs!
No, no, no, he′s the one with the short, fat, hairy legs!
Yeah
No, him. E.W. yeah
We're the one′s with the big, fat, hairy heads! Get out of that!
Eh! What's it like being famous?

It′s not like in your day, y'know
What?
That′s an insult!
You didn't expect that, did you?
No! What do you mean, not like in my day?
Oh, my dad used to tell me about you, y'know
In the old days?
You′ve still got a little dad, have you? His dad used to tell him... it′s a bit strong isn't?
No, he′s right!
All right, Bonzo!
Bonzo? That's Ringo!
Yeah, him as well... get them off, they′ve done enough


What do you mean, done enough?
No, well, I'm getting insulted now. Get off!
No, what I was going to suggest was let′s do a number with the boys
Oh, yes... one that their dad'll remember... that I used to do with your dad!
You go and get changed
Yes, I will, right
What do you think we should do, boys? What about... er... something that's more suitable for Eric′s age
Moonlight Bay
Moonlight Bay?
Yeah

So, Ladies and Gentlemen, we′re going to make history on television
For the first time we have Morecambe and Wise
And The Beatles presenting to you that wonderful old-fashioned number 'Moonlight Bay′
You all remember the number?
Ok, fellas, that's great, you look marvelous, you ready?
Aye! (Alright we take it from the top)