The More I Drink Songtext
von Blake Shelton

He was sittin′ at the bar
Sippin' on a regular Coke
We were drinkin′ and smokin'
And makin' him the butt of our jokes

We all said, man what happened to you?
Why can′t you just have a few?
He said, I would if I could
But it′s probably best that I don't

′Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Then I'm the world′s greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse

Well, if I have one I′ll have thirteen
Now there ain't no in between
'Cause the more I drink, uuh the more I drink


A couple of cold ones
And somebody hands me a shot
Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women
Start lookin′ hot

And pretty soon I′m bummin' cigarettes
And sweet talkin′ some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll
Ain't no tellin′ where I'll stop

′Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin′ machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse

Yaa, if I have one I′ll have thirteen
Now there ain't no in between
′Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yep, yep

Hmm, that's what I′m talking about

Man, if I have one I'll have thirteen
And they can′t get me off the karaoke machine
The more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink