Comment Section Songtext
von Robbie Williams

Comment section, your comment section
I′ve some deeply held beliefs that need protection
Comment section, your comment section
No subtlety, no nuance, no need for reflection

In your comment section, your comment section
I type what I type and then I get an erection
In your comment section, comment section
Talk like me, 'cause I am perfection

I disagree completely with whatever you′re stating
I've got my phone plugged in and I'm patiently waiting
I′m going to talk about you because I have my suspicions
I talked about me and nobody listened


LOLMO!
Well, aren′t you just adorable?
Rational-freak cannibal
A sweet animal
LOLMO!
Take a mind so beautiful
And so unusual
Then accuse you all
LOLMO!

Comment section, your comment section
I've a few choice words and here′s a selection
Comment section, your comment section
I'm a fan of K-Pop and One Direction

My need to be offended is immensely immense
So give me some content, you know it makes sense
I′m tagging all my friends, she'll be here shortly
Her real name is Karen, but she goes by Courtney

LOLMO!
Well, aren′t you just adorable?
Rational-freak cannibal
A sweet animal
LOLMO!
Take a mind so beautiful
And so unusual
Then accuse you all
LOLMO!


Coming from me, it's very rich
But then again, I am that bitch
That bitch, that bitch, that bitch

Rational-freak cannibal
A sweet animal
LOLMO!
Well, aren't you just adorable?
Rational-free cannibal
A sweet animal
LOLMO!

Take a mind so beautiful
And so unusual
Then accuse you all
LOLMO!
Well, aren′t you just adorable?
Rational-free cannibal
A sweet animal
LOLMO!