I Bet You They Won’t Play This Song on the Radio Songtext
von Monty Python

I bet they won′t play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new (bleep) song
It′s not that it's (buzz) or (honk honk) controversial
Just that the (ding)ing words are awfully strong


You can't say (comical noise) on the radio
Or (whip crack) or (sproing) or (blah)
You can′t even say I′d like to (noise-maker) you someday
Unless you're a doctor with a very large (doink)

So, I bet you they won′t play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't (radio fuzz)ing well programme it
I bet you their (cha-ching)ing old programme directors
Will think it′s a load of horse (fart)