George Carlin Songtexte
A Modern Man Some People Are Stupid The First Enema

1. Boston Rant 1957
2. Rats and Squealers
3. Cocaine
4. The Fecal Differential
5. Tired of Songs
6. The First Enema
7. Uncle Dave
8. Jerry Hamza Interview
9. Rocco Urbisci Interview
10. I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die, 6-23-2001

1. Opening
2. Old Fuck
3. Goin' Through My Address Book
4. Things We Say When People Die
5. He's Smiling Down
6. Parents in Hell
7. People Refuse to Be Realistic
8. Dead Parents Helping
9. A Couple of Other Questions
10. Today's Professional Parents
11. The Self-Esteem Movement
12. Every Child Is Special
13. Children Are Our Future
14. Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult
15. I Like People
16. Stupid Bullshit
17. Stupid Bullshit on the Phone
18. What a Phone Call Should Be
19. In a Coma
20. Their Kids!
21. They Want to Show You the Pictures
22. Just Enough Bullshit
23. No One Questions Things
24. Proud to Be an American
25. God Bless America
26. Takin' Off Yer Hat
27. Swearing on the Bible
28. You Have No Rights

1. A Modern Man
2. Three Little Words
3. The Suicide Guy
4. Extreme Human Behavior
5. The All-Suicide TV Channel
6. Dumb Americans
7. Pyramid of the Hopeless
8. Autoerotic Asphyxia
9. Posthumous Female Transplants
10. Yeast Infection
11. Coast-to-Coast Emergency

Brain Droppings (CD 1)

1. Preface
2. Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of
3. Food Terms
4. Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace
5. Things You Never See
6. A Name by Any Other Name
7. Appropriate Names
8. The George Carlin Book Club Offer No.1-How to Titles
9. It's Your Body-Fearless Fashions
10. I Can't Recall
11. A Place for Your Stuff
12. Mental Brain Thoughts
13. The New Zodiac
14. Hi Mom!
15. Baseball and Football
16. Give a Hoot
17. Sports Roundup
18. Fuck You, I Like These Kinds of Jokes
19. Let's Beat Them With Our Purses!
20. Do, Take, Have, Give
21. What's My Motivation
22. Anything but the Present

Brain Droppings (CD 2)

1. First Time Human Sacrifice
2. Moths
3. More Random Thoughts (Peacekeeping Force)
4. Television Announcers
5. Another Objection on Language
6. George Carlin Book Club
7. Deaths of Supercelebrities
8. The 'Pre' Epidemic
9. Popular Beliefs Rooted in Familiar Expressions
10. A Few More Oxymorons
11. 15 Rules to Live By
12. Expressions (In the Privacy of Your Own Home)
13. More Redundant Expressions
14. Peace on You
15. Watch Your Mouth
16. Reincarnation (Souls)
17. My Childhood
18. Random Thoughts (Recreational Drugs)
19. Language of Comedy/Goodbye

Napalm & Silly Putty (CD 1)

1. Forward / Rice Krispies
2. Cats & Dogs
3. Last Meal
4. Rants
5. Advertising Lullaby
6. Flying
7. Sandwich
8. Cars & Driving
9. Jesus Christ
10. Business 10 Steps
11. Observations
12. Beliefs
13. Fussy Eater
14. Who's the Boss
15. Warm and Cold
16. Social Situations
17. Vitamins
18. Pandas
19. Children
20. Cookies

Napalm & Silly Putty (CD 2)

1. Driving
2. Rants
3. Airport Security
4. Terrorism
5. Fear of Germs
6. Wishing Wells
7. Sex & Violence
8. Dogs Don't Care
9. Just For Fun
10. Camcorder
11. Sports
12. Thoughts & Facts
13. Bullshit
14. Death
15. Blue Food
16. Declare War
17. Death Penalty
18. Thoughts
19. Supermarket
20. Legal Advice
21. Dogs & Forever
22. Entropy & Disorder
23. Good Bye

More Napalm & Silly Putty (CD 1)

1. Intro
2. Tell Claus I Said, 'Hello'
3. People Who Want to Know the Time
4. Favorite Period of Time
5. Asylums
6. Sports Is Big Business
7. The Evening News
8. IceBox Man
9. Expressions
10. Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
11. Dogs Come in All Sizes
12. Abortion
13. Sanctity of Life
14. That's a Fine Howdoyado
15. Airlines
16. 20th Century Hostilities
17. Telling Time
18. Little Moments
19. Falling Asleep
20. Dogs on TV
21. Nice Days

More Napalm & Silly Putty (CD 2)

1. Rain. Dances. 007
2. Ugly Singers
3. Secretary of Being in the Closet
4. Avant Garde Play
5. My Dog
6. Saying 'Hello'
7. No Complaining About Politicians
8. No Brown in the Rainbow
9. Grandchildren
10. Meaning of Life
11. Religious People
12. Just Before You Die
13. Euphemistic Language
14. Rip-Offs
15. Bumper Sticker
16. A Proposition
17. Britain's Return of Hong Kong
18. Organ Donors
19. 'Tippy'
20. Free Speech
21. Comitting the Perfect Double Murder
22. Fun You Can Have
23. Latest Disaster
24. People I Can Do Without
25. When I Was Young
26. Angels
27. Henry the VIII
28. The Red Sox (Socks)
29. Quicksand
30. Retired People
31. Monopoly