13 Männer English translation
von Ina Müller

You're living life to the fullest, but something's missing.
You've really worked yourself up in your job.
You're constantly in the red at your bank.
Nothing left to wear in your closet.

Your car's in the shop, only
Your back hurts, you have to go for acupressure.
You're constantly struggling with guys
Who are too smart for bed, too dumb for the museum

But tying yourself down wouldn't be smart either
Believe me, one man isn't enough anyway

You need one to kiss, one to laugh with
One to do nothing yourself
One who has money and one from construction
One to comfort you, five to party with
One who listens, one with balls
13 men, to be exact
Every woman needs

(13 men, to be exact)


You run to the gym every day
Stepper, push-ups, and cardio
Between everyday chaos and PMS
You hardly have any reserves left for relationship stress

But being all alone isn't so good either
Just some musclehead with a doctorate
Some kind of jack of all trades
There's no such thing, at least I don't know of any

Don't settle for a makeshift solution on your sofa
But just one man doesn't make sense either

You need one to kiss, one to laugh with,
One to do nothing yourself anymore,
One who has money and one who works in construction
One to comfort you, five to celebrate with
One who listens, one with balls
13 men, to be precise
Every woman needs them

Unfortunately, nature
Only provides one of each
So you have to hurry
Or just share them with others


You need one to kiss, one to laugh with
One to do nothing yourself anymore
One with money and one from construction
One to comfort you, five to celebrate with
One who listens and one with balls
13 men, to be precise
Every woman needs

(Every)