Jason's Mom Songtext
von Ice Nine Kills

Jason′s mom has got it goin' on
Jason′s mom has got it goin' on
Jason's mom has got it goin′ on
Jason′s mom has got it goin' on

Jason, do you remember camp wasn′t so great?
(Wasn't so great)
The counselors had lots of sex while you drowned in the lake
(Drowned in the lake)
But one woman stood by you when your life was taken
(Life was taken)
Yeah, she slaughtered them all and even killed Kevin Bacon
(After love makin′)

I'm makin′ sure that she's appreciated
She did it all for you and was decapitated

Jason's mom has got it goin′ on
With a body count that rivals her son′s
Jason, can't you see the love behind her killin′ spree?
Whether her head's off or on
I′m in love with Jason's mom


Jason′s mom has got it goin' on
Jason's mom has got it goin′ on

Jason, do you remember camp in ′79?
('79)
Your mama paid us a visit and almost everyone died
(Everyone died)
Did you find the axe she left in Marcie′s head?
(In Marcie's head)
She should have paid more attention when Crazy Ralph said
"You′re all doomed"

I know you're not so bad even with your mommy issues
I′d be a killer too if mine killed everyone who screwed

Jason's mom has got it goin' on
With a body count that rivals her son′s
Jason, can′t you see the love behind her killin' spree?
Whether her head′s off or on
I'm in love with Jason′s mom


But she's not the only one
Don′t forget that Norman Bates' mom has got it goin' on
Don′t piss her off or shower for too long (bathing and bathing)
Psychos, can′t you see we're mama′s boys and proud to be?
Whether she's dead or not

I′m in love with Jason's mom, ah-ah, ah-ah
(I′m in love with) Jason's mom, ah-ah, ah-ah (decapitated)
Jason, can't you see the love behind her killin′ spree?
Whether her head′s off or not
I'm in love with Jason′s mom