“Weird Al” Yankovic Songtexte
Amish Paradise Eat It The Saga Begins Like a Surgeon Week of Welcome (1980 Cal Poly Flexidisc)

1. My Bologna (Capitol Records single version)
2. Another One Rides the Bus
3. Happy Birthday (Placebo E.P. version)
4. I Love Rocky Road
5. Ricky
6. Polkas on 45
7. Midnight Star
8. Eat It
9. Mr. Popeil
10. I Lost on Jeopardy
11. Buy Me a Condo
12. King of Suede

1. Yoda
2. This Is the Life
3. Like a Surgeon
4. One More Minute
5. I Want a New Duck
6. Dare to Be Stupid
7. Hooked on Polkas
8. Addicted to Spuds
9. Dog Eat Dog
10. Here’s Johnny
11. Living With a Hernia
12. Christmas at Ground Zero

1. Lasagna
2. Good Old Days
3. Fat
4. Melanie
5. I Think I’m a Clone Now
6. You Make Me
7. Alimony
8. UHF (single version)
9. Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
10. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
11. Spam
12. Generic Blues

1. Polka Your Eyes Out
2. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
3. Smells Like Nirvana
4. When I Was Your Age
5. I Can’t Watch This
6. Trigger Happy
7. Taco Grande
8. Bedrock Anthem
9. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
10. Achy Breaky Song
11. Livin’ in the Fridge
12. Frank’s 2000″ TV
13. Jurassic Park
14. Headline News

1. Living With a Hernia
2. Dog Eat Dog
3. Addicted to Spuds
4. One of Those Days
5. Polka Party!
6. Here’s Johnny
7. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
8. Toothless People
9. Good Enough for Now
10. Christmas at Ground Zero

1. The Saga Begins
2. My Baby’s in Love With Eddie Vedder
3. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
4. The Weird Al Show Theme
5. Jerry Springer
6. Germs
7. Polka Power!
8. Your Horoscope for Today
9. It’s All About the Pentiums
10. Truck Drivin’ Song
11. Grapefruit Diet
12. Albuquerque

“Weird Al” Yankovic

1. Ricky
2. Gotta Boogie
3. I Love Rocky Road
4. Buckingham Blues
5. Happy Birthday
6. Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
7. My Bologna
8. The Check’s in the Mail
9. Another One Rides the Bus
10. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
11. Such a Groovy Guy
12. Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

“Weird Al” Yankovic in 3-D

1. Eat It
2. Midnight Star
3. The Brady Bunch
4. Buy Me a Condo
5. I Lost on Jeopardy
6. Polkas on 45
7. Mr. Popeil
8. King of Suede
9. That Boy Could Dance
10. Theme From Rocky XIII
11. Nature Trail to Hell

Dare to Be Stupid

1. Like a Surgeon
2. Dare to Be Stupid
3. I Want a New Duck
4. One More Minute
5. Yoda
6. George of the Jungle
7. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
8. Girls Just Want to Have Lunch
9. This Is the Life
10. Cable TV
11. Hooked on Polkas

Polka Party!

1. Living With a Hernia
2. Dog Eat Dog
3. Addicted to Spuds
4. One of Those Days
5. Polka Party!
6. Here’s Johnny
7. Don’t Wear Those Shoes
8. Toothless People
9. Good Enough for Now
10. Christmas at Ground Zero

Even Worse

1. Fat
2. Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White
3. (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long
4. You Make Me
5. I Think I’m a Clone Now
6. Lasagna
7. Melanie
8. Alimony
9. Velvet Elvis
10. Twister
11. Good Old Days

UHF: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff

1. Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
2. Gandhi II
3. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars
4. Isle Thing
5. The Hot Rocks Polka
6. UHF
7. Let Me Be Your Hog
8. She Drives Like Crazy
9. Generic Blues
10. Spatula City
11. Fun Zone
12. Spam
13. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota

Off the Deep End

1. Smells Like Nirvana
2. Trigger Happy
3. I Can’t Watch This
4. Polka Your Eyes Out
5. I Was Only Kidding
6. The White Stuff
7. When I Was Your Age
8. Taco Grande
9. Airline Amy
10. The Plumbing Song
11. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
12. 10 Minutes of Silence
13. Bite Me

Alapalooza

1. Jurassic Park
2. Young, Dumb & Ugly
3. Bedrock Anthem
4. Frank’s 2000″ TV
5. Achy Breaky Song
6. Traffic Jam
7. Talk Soup
8. Livin’ in the Fridge
9. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
10. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
11. Waffle King
12. Bohemian Polka

Bad Hair Day

1. Amish Paradise
2. Everything You Know Is Wrong
3. Cavity Search
4. Callin’ In Sick
5. The Alternative Polka
6. Since You’ve Been Gone
7. Gump
8. I’m So Sick of You
9. Syndicated Inc.
10. I Remember Larry
11. Phony Calls
12. The Night Santa Went Crazy

Running With Scissors

1. The Saga Begins
2. My Baby’s in Love With Eddie Vedder
3. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
4. The Weird Al Show Theme
5. Jerry Springer
6. Germs
7. Polka Power!
8. Your Horoscope for Today
9. It’s All About the Pentiums
10. Truck Drivin’ Song
11. Grapefruit Diet
12. Albuquerque

Poodle Hat

1. Couch Potato
2. Hardware Store
3. Trash Day
4. Party at the Leper Colony
5. Angry White Boy Polka
6. Wanna B Ur Lovr
7. A Complicated Song
8. Why Does This Always Happen to Me?
9. Ode to a Superhero
10. Bob
11. eBay
12. Genius in France

Straight Outta Lynwood

1. White & Nerdy
2. Pancreas
3. Canadian Idiot
4. I’ll Sue Ya
5. Polkarama!
6. Virus Alert
7. Confessions, Part III
8. Weasel Stomping Day
9. Close but No Cigar
10. Do I Creep You Out
11. Trapped in the Drive‐Thru
12. Don’t Download This Song

Alpocalypse

1. Perform This Way
2. CNR
3. TMZ
4. Skipper Dan
5. Polka Face
6. Craigslist
7. Party in the CIA
8. Ringtone
9. Another Tattoo
10. If That Isn’t Love
11. Whatever You Like
12. Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me

Mandatory Fun

1. Handy
2. Lame Claim to Fame
3. Foil
4. Sports Song
5. Word Crimes
6. My Own Eyes
7. NOW That’s What I Call Polka!
8. Mission Statement
9. Inactive
10. First World Problems
11. Tacky
12. Jackson Park Express

Medium Rarities

1. Take Me Down
2. My Bologna (Capitol single version)
3. Yoda (demo)
4. Dr. Demento Jingle
5. Pac-Man
6. Dare to Be Stupid (instrumental)
7. Jurashiku Park
8. Headline News
9. Since You've Been Gone (karaoke)
10. The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version)
11. Spy Hard
12. Lousy Haircut
13. Homer & Marge
14. The Brain Song
15. 30 Rock Theme Parody
16. Super Duper Party Pony
17. Sir Isaac Newton Vs. Bill Nye
18. Let the Pun Fit the Crime
19. Hey, Hey, We're the Monks
20. Comedy Bang! Bang! Theme
21. It’s My World (and We’re All Living in It)
22. Beat on the Brat
23. Happy Birthday (new version)