The Brady Bunch Songtext
von “Weird Al” Yankovic

You could watch Mr. Rogers
You could watch Three′s Company
And you can turn on Fame
Or The Newlywed Game
Or The Addams Family

I say, you can watch Barney Miller
And you can watch your MTV
And you can watch 'til your eyes fall out of your head
That′ll be okay with me

And you can watch
(TV)

You could watch Johnny Carson
You could watch Phil Donahue
And you can use TV Guide to help you decide
With a capsulized review


Say, you can watch 60 Minutes
Even Captain Kangaroo
But there's only one set
So whatever you watch
Well, you know I gotta watch it too

I say, give it up, give it up
Television's taking its toll
That′s enough, that′s enough
Gimme the remote control
I've been nice, I′ve been good
Please don't do this to me
Turn it off, turn it off
I don′t wanna have to see

The Brady Bunch
Not The Brady Bunch
It's The Brady Bunch
Yeah, The Brady Bunch

The story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold
Like their mother
The youngest one in curls


It′s a story of a man named Brady
Who was busy with three boys of his own
They were four men living all together
Yeah, but they were all alone

Until the one day, one day
When the lady met the fellow
And they knew, and they knew
It was much more than a hunch
That this group, this group
Must somehow form a family
That's the way, that's the way
That′s the way they all became

The Brady Bunch
That′s The Brady Bunch
It's The Brady Bunch
Not The Brady Bunch

Oh, we′re The Brady Bunch
It's The Brady Bunch
Oh, we′re The Brady Bunch, yeah
It's The Brady Bunch

Well, it′s The Brady Bunch
Well, it's The Brady Bunch
Well, it's The Brady Bunch
Well, it′s The Brady Bunch
It′s The Brady Bunch

Hello, Boston
Well, as you can probably tell, we're into the blues
And, uh, we′re gonna do a little blues number for you
This was written by my great grandaddy, who brought a
Who really brought blues music to this country
You may have heard of him, the legendary Blind Lemon Yankovic and, uh
Song about the royal couples called the Buckingham Blues