Fat Songtext
von “Weird Al” Yankovic

Your butt is wide
Well, mine is too
Just watch your mouth
Or I'll sit on you
The word is out
Better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king
Of cellulite

Ham on
Ham on
Ham on whole wheat
Yeah
Alright


My zippers bust
My buckles break
I'm too much man
For you to take
The pavement cracks
When I fall down
I've got more chins
Than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows, because I'm fat!
I'm fat!
Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)

Ya know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)

Ya know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
Come on (Really, really fat)
Ya know!

Don't you call me pudgy, pordly, or stout
Just tell me once again
Who's fat?


When I walk out
To get ma' mail
It measures on
The reichter scale
Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who gets a tan

If I have one more
Pie a la mode
I'm gonna need
My own zipcode
When you're only having seconds
I'm havin' twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word because I'm fat!
I'm fat!
Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)

You know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)

You know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)
You know!

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again
Who's fat?

If you see me coming your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then wont you feed my face

Because I'm fat!
I'm fat!
Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)

You know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)

You know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)
You know!

(When I sit around the house I really sit around the house)

Ya know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)

Ya know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! You know it! (Really really fat)
You know! You know! You know! (Fat, fat, really, really fat)
Come on!

And you know all by myself I'ma crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)

You know I'm fat!
You know! (Really, really fat)

You know I'm fat!
I'm fat!
You know it! (Really, really fat)
You know!

And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again
Who's fat?