Monty Python Songtexte
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life I Like Chinese Every Sperm Is Sacred Lumberjack Song Galaxy Song

1. Introduction
2. Brian Song
3. The Wise Men at the Manger
4. Brian Song (continued)
5. Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)
6. Stone Salesman
7. Stoning
8. Ex-Leper
9. You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)
10. Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
11. Romans Go Home
12. What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?
13. Ben
14. Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)
15. Prophets
16. Beard Salesman
17. Brian's Prophecy
18. The Hermit
19. He's Not the Messiah
20. He's a Very Naughty Boy
21. Pilate Sentences Brian
22. Nisus Wettus
23. Pilate with the Crowd (Welease Wodger)
24. Nisus Wettus with the Gaolers
25. Release Brian
26. Not So Bad Once You're Up
27. Revs Salute Brian
28. Cheeky Is Released
29. Mandy to Her Son
30. Look on the Bright Side of Life (All Things Dull and Ugly)

Monty Python’s Flying Circus

1. Flying Sheep
2. A Man With Three Buttocks
3. Crunchy Frog
4. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
5. The Mouse Problem
6. Buying a Bed
7. Interesting People
8. Barber Shop Sketch
9. Lumberjack Song
10. Interview
11. Arthur Two Sheds
12. Children’s Stories
13. Visitors
14. Albatross
15. Mr. Hilter
16. The North Minehead By-Election
17. Me, Doctor
18. Dead Parrot Sketch
19. Self Defence

Another Monty Python Record

1. Introduction, Part 1
2. Introduction (Apology) / Trondheim Hammer Dance / Liberty Bell
3. Spanish Inquisition, Part 1
4. Gumby Theatre
5. Contradiction
6. Abattoire
7. Spanish Inquisition, Part 2
8. Ethel the Frog
9. Mary Queen of Scots
10. Spanish Inquisition (Ending)
11. Sound Quiz
12. Be a Great Actor
13. Neville Shunt
14. Festival Hall Emille
15. Spam Sketch
16. Spam Song
17. Camp Judges
18. Stake Your Claim
19. Lifeboat
20. Camp Judges, Part 2
21. Undertaker
22. Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch
23. Treadmill Lager / Dawn of Time Music
24. Bishop at Home (Mr. Stoddard) / Harp Gliss
25. Court Room Sketch
26. Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)

Monty Python’s Previous Record

1. Introduction
2. Are You Embarrasssed Easily?
3. A Book at Bedtime
4. England 1747 Denis Moore
5. Money Program
6. Money Song
7. Denis Moore, Part 2
8. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)
9. Australian Table Wine
10. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Part 2
11. Argument
12. How to Do It
13. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Part 3
14. Pepperpots
15. Personal Freedom
16. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Part 4
17. Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
18. Eric the Half a Bee
19. What Do You Do Quiz
20. Travel Agent
21. Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister
22. Silly Noises
23. An Elk Sketch
24. Yangtse Kiang Sketch
25. Yangtse Kiang Song
26. Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister, Part 2
27. A Minute Past
28. 1972 Eclipse of the Sun
29. Alistair Cook Attacked by a Duck
30. Wonderful World of Sound
31. Certified Stiff
32. Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister, Part 3
33. Happy Valley
34. Baxter’s
35. Meteorology
36. Blood, Devastation, War & Horror / Intro & Outro
37. The Great Debate
38. Mortuary Visit
39. Flying Fox of the Yard
40. Is There / Intro & Outro
41. Teach Yourself Heath
42. The Book Ad
43. Big Red Bowl
44. Pepperpots, Part 2
45. Pellagra

The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief

1. Election Forum
2. Dead Bishops / Rats
3. Elephantoplasty
4. Novel Writing
5. Word Association
6. Bruce’s Sketch
7. Bruce’s Song
8. Ralph Mellish
9. Doctor Quote
10. Cheese Emporium
11. Wasp / Tiger Club
12. Raspberry
13. Great Actors
14. Background to History
15. Record Shop
16. First World War
17. Mrs Niggerbaiter
18. Oscar Wilde
19. Pet Shop
20. Phone In
21. Psychopath
22. TelePrompter Football Results
23. Radio Tuning Radio 4 - Announcer Graham Chapman / Radio Time Announcer Terry Jones
24. Radio Shop

Monty Python Live at Drury Lane

1. Introduction
2. Llamas (including ‘Granada’)
3. Gumby Flower Arranging
4. Terry Jones Link
5. Sercret Service
6. Wrestling
7. Communist Quiz (including ‘World in Action’)
8. Idiot Song
9. Albatross
10. Nudge Nudge
11. Silly Noises
12. Cocktail Bar
13. Travel Agent
14. Spot the Brain Cell
15. Bruce’s Song
16. Argument Song
17. Four Yorkshiremen
18. Election Special (medley): Prestige Theme / We’ll Keep a Welcome / Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head / Don’t Sleep in the Subway / Climb Ev’ry Mountain (The Sound of Music) / Election Special
19. Lumberjack Song
20. Theme Song ‘Liberty Bell’
21. Parrot Sketch
22. Theme Song ‘Liberty Bell’, Part 2
23. UK Tour Interview Promo

The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

1. Introduction / Jeunesse
2. Introduction, part 2 / Honours List
3. Arrival at Castle / Big Country / Homeward Bound
4. Constitutional Peasants / God Choir
5. Witch Burning
6. Logician
7. Camelot / Fanfare
8. Camelot Song
9. Arthur and God
10. Classic (Silbury Hill)
11. French Castle
12. Announcement / Jeunesse
13. Apology / Jeunesse
14. Story So Far / Sunrise Music
15. Brave Sir Robin / Fanfare / Magic Finger / Sir Robin’s Song
16. The Knights Who Say “Ni” / In the Shadows (No 3) / Desperate Moment / Knights of Ni / Homeward Bound
17. Classic (Silbury Hill), part 2 / Circle of Danger
18. Marilyn Monroe
19. Sir Lancelot & Swamp / Love Theme
20. Tim the Enchanter / Magenta / Starlet in the Sunlight
21. Drama Critic
22. Hand Grenade of Antioch / Monks Chant / God Choir
23. Announcement, part 2 / Jeunesse
24. End of Quest / The Promised Land
25. Arthur’s Song
26. Documentary Terry Jones and Michael Palin
27. Run Away Song

Monty Python’s Life of Brian

1. Introduction
2. Brian Song
3. The Wise Men at the Manger
4. Brian Song, Part 2
5. Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)
6. Stone Salesman
7. Stoning
8. Ex-Leper
9. You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)
10. Link to Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
11. Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
12. Romans Go Home
13. What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?
14. Ben
15. Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)
16. Prophets
17. Beard Salesman
18. Brian’s Prophecy
19. The Hermit
20. He’s Not the Messiah
21. He’s a Very Naughty Boy
22. Pilate Sentences Brian
23. Nisus Wettus
24. Pilate with the Crowd (Welease Wodger)
25. Nisus Wettus with the Gaolers
26. Release Brian
27. Not So Bad Once You’re Up
28. Revs Salute Brian
29. Cheeky is Released
30. Mandy to Her Son
31. Look on the Bright Side of Life (All Things Dull and Ugly)
32. Otto Sketch
33. Otto Song
34. Otto Song Demo
35. Brian Song (alternate version)
36. Radio Ad – Record Shop
37. Radio Ad – Twice as Good

Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album

1. Sit on my Face
2. Announcement
3. Henry Kissinger
4. String
5. Never Be Rude to an Arab
6. I Like Chinese
7. The Bishop
8. Medical Love Song
9. Finland
10. I’m So Worried
11. I Bet You They Won’t Play This Song on the Radio
12. Martydom of St Victor
13. Here Comes Another One
14. Bookshop
15. Do What John
16. Rock Notes
17. Muddy Knees
18. Crocodile
19. Decomposing Composers
20. Bells
21. Traffic Lights
22. All Things Dull and Ugly
23. A Scottish Farewell
24. Contractual Obligation: Terry Jones and Graham Chapman Promotional Interview
25. Radio Ad Obligation Promo / Fanfare
26. Medical Love Song (alternate demo version)
27. I’m So Worried (demo version)

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life

1. Intro (The Meaning of Life)
2. Fish (Morning)
3. The Meaning of Life
4. (Part One) The Miracle of Birth
5. MP Link
6. (Part Two) The Third World (Yorkshire)
7. Every Sperm Is Sacred
8. Bloody Catholics
9. Link (Martin Luther)
10. (Part Three) Growth and Learning
11. (Part Four) Fighting Each Other
12. Terry Gilliam Introduction
13. Accountancy Shanty
14. (Part Five) Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)
15. (Part Six) The Autumn Years (Not the Noel Coward Song)
16. (Part Seven) Death (Christmas in Heaven)
17. MP Link (Dedication to Fish)
18. Intro Title Song Demo Meaning of Life (piano version)
19. Alternate Intro Title Song Meaning of Life (band version)
20. Fat Song (deleted intro to Mr Creosote Sketch)
21. Alternate Christmas in Heaven Song
22. Radio Ad: Philisophers Corner
23. Radio Ad: Officer
24. Radio Ad: German Translation
25. Greasy Hair
26. Dino Viccotti
27. Stretch the Script
28. Grand Prix
29. Hard of Thinking

Monty Python’s Tiny Round Black Thing

1. D.P. Gumby Presents “Election ‘74”
2. The Lumberjack Song

1. The Liberty Bell
2. Mrs Betty Palin
3. Chaos and Confusion
4. O God You Are So Big!
5. Mandy's Lament
6. Woe Woe Woe!
7. We Love Sheep
8. Spiritual
9. I Want to Change the World
10. What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?
11. The People's Front of Judea
12. I Want to Be a Girl
13. The Market Square
14. You're the One
15. Mrs Betty Palin (Again)
16. Hail to the Shoe
17. Amourdeus
18. The Chosen One Has Woken
19. When They Grow Up
20. Take Us Home
21. Not the Messiah
22. Individuals
23. Find Your Dream
24. Arrested!
25. A Fair Day's Work
26. The Final Song
27. Always Look on the Bright Side
28. Lumberjack Song

1. Introduction to the Executive CD Edition
2. Tour of the Classic Silbury Hill Theatre
3. Live Broadcast From London: Premiere of the Film
4. Narration From the Silbury Hill Gentlemen’s Room / “You’re Using Coconuts”
5. “Bring Out Your Dead”
6. King Arthur and the “Old Woman”: A Lesson in Anarcho-Syndicated Commune Living
7. “A Witch?”
8. A Lesson in Logic
9. “Camelot”
10. “The Quest for the Holy Grail”
11. Live From the Parking Lot at the Silbury Hill Theatre
12. The Castle of Louis De Lombard: “A Strange Person”
13. Bomb Scare
14. Executive CD Edition Announcement
15. Another Executive CD Edition Announcement
16. The Story of the Film So Far
17. The Tale of Sir Robin
18. The Knights Who Say “Ni!”
19. Interview With Filmmaker Carl French
20. The Tale of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle
21. Tim, the Enchanter / A Shakespearean Critique
22. “A Foul-Tempered Rabbit”
23. The Bridge of Death
24. Executive CD Edition Addendum
25. The Castle Aaargh / The End