Melanie Songtext
von “Weird Al” Yankovic

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won′t you go out with me

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore Building
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
I knew she had to be the girl for me
And to think I probably never would have found her
If I hadn't bought that telescope

Oh, Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won′t you go out with me

I just can't understand it
Why won't you return my phone calls
Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat
If you′d just say the word
I′m certain that our love would last forever and ever
Or are you too dumb to realize that


Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
How can you ignore me when you know that I can′t live without you
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you

Melanie, ooh
Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

You weren′t impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true
I couldn′t stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window
Right above you
Now I may be dead but I still love you

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me


I′m singin′ Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet, sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I′m singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won′t you go out with me

I'm singin′ Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me