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von Farin Urlaub

Shower

Don't come close to me, don't look at me like that
Stay in the light where i can see you
It all started with my bicycle, this wretched two-faced piece
i'd pedal it(kick the pedals) and it kicked back

When i arrived in my apartment
I couldn't have known
but the doormats and the records
and the ties had planned an attack

and I'm sleeping in the shower, cus the shower's on my side
it's the only friend i have left on this earth
yes I'm sleeping in the shower, cus the shower is normal
this rebellion of home appliances is pretty brutal

when mugs jump over ledges in heaps
when scissors start fighting back and declare war on you
my fridge hates me anyway, it's paranoid
but when my bedsheets tried to bite me i knew i needed dynamite


and I'm sleeping in the shower, cus the shower's on my side
it's the only friend i have left on this earth
yes I'm sleeping in the shower, cus the shower is normal
this rebellion of home appliances is fatal

and i know they want to get me and they're after me
but i am prepared
yes, im making it hard for them
you always have to be on guard
you never know what might happen
when a crazy household revolts against you

yesterday morning the toaster exploded in my face
i know the whole damn kitchen conspired against me
but i will defeat them
i have a plan and if i have to I'll light the whole house on fire

they shall burn
they shall burn
in hell

Die
Die, TV, Die

Die