Lucky Day Overture Songtext
von Tom Waits

Ladies and gentlemen!
Harry′s Harbour Bizarre is proud to present
Under the Big Top tonight
Human Oddities!
That's right
You′ll see the Three-headed Baby
You'll see Hitler's brain
See Lea Graff the German midget who sat in J.P. Morgan′s lap

You′ll see Priscilla Bajano
The monkey woman
JoJo the dog-faced boy
Tim Milton Malone, the Human Skeleton

That's right ladies and gentlemen
See Grace McDaniels
The mule faced woman

And she′s the homeliest woman in the world
Under the Big Top tonight!
Never before seen!


And if you have a heart condition, please be warned!
Don't forget to visit our snack bar at Charleston Grotto
All sales are final

Void where prohibited by law
You′ll see Sealo the seal boy who has flippers for arms
You'll see Johnny Eck, the man born without a body
He walks on his hands

He has his own orchestra and is an excellent pianist
See Gerd Bessler, the human pincusion
And don′t forget, it's Ladies' Night here at Harry′s Harbour Bizarre
You′ll see Koo-Koo the bird girl

Mortado, the human fountain
Step a little
A little closer ladies and gentlemen and don't be shy
Dig deep in your pockets
You′ll see Randian, the Human Torso
Deep from the jungles of Africa
Ladies and gentlemen, Harry's Harbour Bizarre!
Ladies and gentlemen!