Sofa No. 1 English translation
von Frank Zappa

I am the sky
I am the water
(I am the sky and the water)
I am the dirt under your rollers
I am your secret dirt and lost metal money
Metal money!
Under your crack
I am your crack and slit


I am clouds
I am embroidered
I am the author of all rims and damask pasperln
I am the chrome dinette
I am the chrome dinette
I am eggs of all kinds

I am all days and nights
I am all days and nights

I am here and you are my sofa
(AIEE-AH!)
I am here and you are my sofa
(AIEE-AH!)
I am here and you are my sofa

Eddie, are you kidding me?
Eddie, are you kidding me?
Eddie, are you kidding me?