Macht Ihr den Scheißdreck, weil Ihr blöd seid? English translation
von Eure Mütter

You keep offering your wares
in villages and towns
you trek through the land
and are in good spirits
you wear old garments
precious ornaments and golden chains
you dress yourselves
like noone else does

But that makes me ask myself a question
which answer I not know
Similar to the question
about the hen and the egg
what was there first
was it the egg or the hen?
So I ask
how it is with you


Are you doing this crap
because you are stupid?
Or has this crap
made you stupid?

Leidadeidei dadadei

Did you become stupid later
or did your mothers
birth you stupid already?

Ladadadeidei dadadei
Daleidei dadadei
Daleidei dadadei
Leidei dadadei

You are traders and knights
You are jesters or servants
You are gleemen, journeymen or noble men

You call yourselves Eberhard the bard
and Alwine the just
or Olbericht the buttface from Bern

You prepare your food
always on a skewer above the fire
because in the late middle ages
there was no electricity nor light


The technology of modern times
is fishy to you
Even shower gel you do
apparently not know

Are you doing this crap
because you are stupid?
Or did this crap
make you stupid?

Leidadeidei dadadei

Did you become stupid later,
or did your mothers already
birth you stupid?

Ladadadeideidadadei
Daleidei dadadei
Daleidei dadadei
Leidei dadadei

Since the early ages of humanity
we hear the same complaint
that in the old days
everything was better

You too long for
the old times
How will it be
in 800 years?

Will the humans
int he future
sooner or later
coem together in
a millenials-club?

Then they'll pretend to be mobile phone sellers
and insurance agents and say
"Fuck me, that
must really have been great!"