S‐N (Snore, Sniff and Sneeze) Songtext
von Tom Lehrer

Like a rooster loves a hen
Like a lion loves his den
Like Barbie loves Ken
I love to do things that begin with S-N
For example
I love to sneeze
Achoo!
Pardon me, please
Achoo!
I like to sniffle, it really feels nice
One handkerchief′ll just never suffice
But, brother, watch out for the breeze
When I sneeze
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
I love to sniff
Just take a whiff
I also like snarling, it feels good to me
Snarling is darling, I'm sure you′ll agree
But I'm even happier if


I can sniff
And sneeze
Achoo!
I love to snore
It's more like a roar
I like to snooze, I like resting my head
I take off my shoes and I snuggle in bed
Sometimes I just lie on the floor
And snore
And sniff
And sneeze
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
Sometimes I just like to snicker, tee-hee
Or snub any snob who is snotty to me
And whenever I have a few moments to spend
I can snoop on a neighbor, or snitch on a friend
But much more than any of these
I love to snore and to sniff and to sneeze
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!