"The Road 1" (part 1) Songtext
von Stephen Sondheim

Who′s hungry? Anybody hungry?
Starving!
Ravenous!
Totally famished!
Kids, I'm taking us all to brunch!
So let′s go find some food!
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
There's something I'm supposed to do today
Something very important
Uh, let me see
Treadmill, manicure, Zumba class—
Maybe the thing is today, just to be with you all
And beautiful women, this is important
Raffi′s right! Everybody, into the car!


Now, where do we wanna eat?
Anything but Mexican
Why, what′s wrong with Mexican?
It's too spicy
It′s too cheesy
And it always looks pre-eaten!
What was it that I was supposed to do today?
Oh well, no matter
What a perfect day
On a day like today, what could ever go wrong?
Okay, no to Mexican
Then how about Italian?
North Italian?
North Italian?
He means Tuscan, don't you, lovey?
I mean North Italian
Venetian
What if we try this new place, Cafè Everything?
They′ve got great reviews
Then I say 'hell yes!′

You look wistful, Dr. Zimmer
I had a big milestone this week
My 1,000th nose job
Congratulations!
Anybody we know?
I have to have you
I know