I Sat on My Nuss Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

I sat on my nuss
I sat on my nuss and it hurt
I sat on my nuss
I sat on my nuss and they burst
I sat on my nuss
I sat on my nuss
I sat on my nuss
I sat on my nuss
I sat on my nuss
I sat on my nuss
I sat on my nuss
I sat on my nuss
OK I′m bawling
Not like basketball
I mean like sobbing
I sat on my balls
And both my bollocks got demolished
Coffins fashioned out of Babybel cheese wheels
Or maybe some Altoid boxes
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade


Keep those lemons safe
In a metal safe
I dedicate this song to my Pride and Joy
Those are their respective names
I sat on my nuss
I sat on my nuss
I sat on my nuss
I sat on my nuss
They made a mural in the city of my precious little guys
With a message on the side that said "Legends Never Die"
Halo with the angel wings stretching to the sky
There was some complaining from the locals I won′t lie, like
I get they're beloved
But at the end of the day those are nuts
We're out in public
I′m tryna walk in this Firehouse subs
Not see your luggage
I saw the statue, that′s a bit much
You add to the size of the bust
What's with the ads on the side of the bus?
It′s a memorial
The billboard is in poor taste
Especially given that it is an image of your grapes
My kid is in fourth grade
They said to the mayor
He stood his ground
He said "The Gourds stay
It's time they learn what this city′s about"