First Call Songtext
von NOFX

All my neighbours are fast asleep
And I can′t find anything to drink
The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol
So I'm headed down the street to first call

Me and the Bads were staying up late
Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate
But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail
So I said it′s only four short blocks to first call

Not a walk of shame, it's a walk of pride
Peoples gonna work while we're getting cockeyed
The sun′s coming up, the drinks are goin′ down
So shut the fuck and I'll get the next round

6 a.m. we′ll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
We′re gonna eat pickled egg
We're gonna see Toby Jeg
We′re not gonna let sunlight have effect on our fun


It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mould
And everyone around me's over 60 years old
But we're gonna share the next hour or two
We all got each other, nothing better to do

Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb
A fat drunk Jew starts singing this song
I take a closer look and the fat guy is me
So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three

6 a.m. we′ll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
We′ll stop the sweats and the shakes
We're gonna eat pickled egg
We′re gonna hang with Dave Gregg
We're not gonna let sunlight help decide when we′re done
Whoo!

All my neighbours are fast asleep
And I can't find anything to drink
The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol
So I′m gonna be the very first one at first call

I'm gonna be the first one at first call
I'm gonna be the first one at first call
I may be the very first one at first call
I may be the first one at first call