Red (Letter) Songtext
von Ian Dury

I′ll take you to the pictures
I'll take you to the shop
Walking in the sunshine
Rolling in the snow
Stepping from the threshold
Out into the street
All you want to do, my love
Is bouncin′ with your feet

To those funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky, funky, funky, funky
Funky disco pops


I went to see the doctor
Not so long ago
I told her all about you
I put her in the know
Tried to get you treatment
I didn't stand a chance
She turned on her radio
And she did the doctor's dance

To those funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky, funky, funky, funky
Funky disco pops

One doctor doctored another doctor
There′s a doctor doin′ the doctorin'
Doctor the doctor who′s being doctored
Just as the doctor bein' doctored wants to be doctor
But there′s a doctor doin' the doctorin′
Doctor the doctor who's being doctored
Just as the doctor who's doing the doctoring
Wants to do the doctoring
Do the doctoring, do the doctoring


I long to take you courtin′
But boppin′ is the boss
Huggin' makes you angry
Kissin′ makes you cross
Your only inspiration
Is booty of the sea
In this position, your disposition
Is always very sweet

Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky, funky, funky, funky
Funky disco pops

Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky disco pops
Funky, funky, funky, funky
Funky disco pops