Kid Nothing and the Never-Ending Naked Nightmare Songtext
von Gym Class Heroes

Ch-ch-children, put on your angry faces, mothers hide your daughters
I′ve been busy burning bridges, hovering over troubled waters
City folk will never understand the country mouse's jokes
They′d rather sit and watch the lemmings
Lead each other to the slaughter

This is me thanking you dearly, sincerely
From the bottom of what's left of my misery magnet
Guess I've been too busy being stagnant
And if I ever steer you wrong, grab the wheel and jerk it left
I′m only human but admit it, I′m such a beautiful mess

With a Mad Hatter cackle and a Cheshire Cat smile
Poke the Jabberwock's cadaver with derelict juveniles

The future′s got Travvy engraved on a name plate
That I copped on Fulton

While the past is popping pills
Somewhere on the other side of Brooklyn

So this is me in front of glass, naked
This reoccurring nightmare never ending


So I'm saying hello (So I′m saying hello)
And now I'm screaming hello (And now I′m screaming hello)

Now this is me in front of glass, naked
This reoccurring nightmare never ending
So I'm saying hello (So I'm saying hello)
And now I′m screaming hello (And now I′m screaming hello)

Baby, let's ride this steel horse until it stops galloping
And let the nerds get revenge on these stars with Lamar′s javelin
Here Betty, put this Vader mask on
And take me to the dark side, bumping your favorite song
And I promise I'll stand still until the feeling is gone
And if I slip and bust, it′s 'cause we must be doing it wrong

Oh by the way, if you happen to meet the asshole that wrote the manual
Tell him Large Marge sent me to murk him and make it casual

With a Mad Hatter cackle and a Cheshire Cat smile
Poke the Jabberwock′s cadaver with derelict juveniles

The future's got Travvy engraved on a name plate
That I copped on Fulton

While the past is popping pills
Somewhere on the other side of Brooklyn


So this is me in front of glass, naked
This reoccurring nightmare never ending

So I'm saying hello (So I′m saying hello)
And now I′m screaming hello (And now I'm screaming hello)

Now this is me in front of glass, naked
This reoccurring nightmare never ending
So I′m saying hello (So I'm saying hello)
And now I′m screaming hello

So I'm leaving the grocery store the other day
Probably one of the hardest things I ever do on a regular basis
You know, with my anxiety and all
And a woman walks up to me
She doesn′t say hello, she just grabs me
And I can feel my heart beating harder and harder and harder
And I can feel the skin on my chest getting tighter and tighter
Until I just, until I just fucking spontaneously combust

So this is me in front of glass, naked
This reoccurring nightmare never ending

So I'm saying hello (So I'm saying hello)
And now I′m screaming hello (And now I′m screaming hello)

Now this is me in front of glass, naked
This reoccurring nightmare never ending
So I'm saying hello (So I′m saying hello)