The BJ Song Songtext
von Garfunkel and Oates

I′ve been down here such a long, long time
My neck is at a weird angle, and I don't love the view
I′ve been working hard here, not sure what else to do
Maybe I'll try eye contact
Nope, no eye contact, I feel like a creep
Maybe it will be over soon and I can go to - (uh)

Ooh, I just chagged, I hate cha- (uh), I did it again
Who was the first woman to put a dick in her mouth
So avante-garde, what a pioneer
God, I don't know anything about the history of women
If a hipster cums on someone′s face
Does he make it in a figure eight like little cum glasses?
Pearl vision

I wanna make you feel good
And stopping now would feel kind of wrong
I wanna make you feel good
But only if it doesn′t take too long


What should I do? My mouth is so dry
Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry?
If my dad saw me now, I would feel so bad
Oh my god, stop thinking about my dad

The length of time down here, I'm willing to do
Is directly proportional to how much I like you
I feel like you should know that and hurry up
′Cause guess what, I don't like that you that much
Or maybe I do
Who are you?

I′m 36 years old, and I forgot who I'm blowing
I can′t be down any longer with not knowing
You've got one of those dicks that I can't seem to place
I′ll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face
Oh, it′s Derek

I wanna make you feel good
And stopping now would fell kind of wrong
I wanna make you feel good
But only if it doesn't take too long

Wait, what′s that sound?
Ah, it's silence


I feel like I haven′t heard silence in such a long time
Is this the first time I've stopped talking in like two years
Am I talking to fill the void of the great big empty
Am I always like -, so I don′t have to face my fears

Do I really need a dick in my mouth to stop talking?
Don't I ever shut the fuck up? God, I'm so sick of myself
I need to talk to my therapist about why I talk so much
Am I scared of silence?

Yes, he′s cumming!
Yes, he′s cumming!
Yes, he's cumming!
Yes, he′s cumming!
Whoa, he's cumming