Davey's Song Songtext
von Adam Sandler

Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:
He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me!

Police:
What?

Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:
He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl.

Davey:
Oh, boy.

I′m the kinda guy that can't stand the holiday
So I drink them all away
That′s me

I don't decorate no trees
And I won't eat no potato lakees
But I′ll give this old ladies melons a squeeze
That′s just who I am


Well I'll never spin a dreidel
But I′ll always throw an egg
And I'll charliehorse your leg- for laughs
While you′re singing your holiday tune
I'm acting like the town Bafoon
Whipping out my big white scary moon
And blowing a beef your way

I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
To me they′re just something to shoot
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me

Well I'm a snowmobile stealing
No 'tis the season′ feeling
Kind of guy (kind of guy)

This time of year sucks
So I take my numchucks
And make sure every snowman dies

Believeing in Santa′s all wrong
And Chaunaka's eight days too long
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me