Waiter! Bring Me Water! Songtext
von Shania Twain

Yeah

He took me to our favorite spot
A place we go to hang a lot
Something seemed to catch his eye over my shoulder
Over my shoulder
I turned around to see what′s up (what's up)
A pretty young thing sure enough
She was new, he wanted to know her
Know her

Oh, yeah
Then, she flicked her hair (yeah)
Oh, yeah, he began to stare

Waiter! (Waiter!) Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) Bring me water
He′s acting like a fool
(Waiter!) Bring me water


Uh, oh
I did my best to block his view
But it was like he could see through me
I just knew (knew) he wanted to (to) hold her
Hold her

Oh, yeah, I ain't gettin' nowhere (yeah)
Oh, yeah, she′s still standing there

Waiter! (Waiter!) Bring me water
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) Bring me water
He′s acting like a fool
(Waiter!) Bring me water, oh-oh
Yeah, huh

There's gotta be a way to cool this clown
He′s startin' to embarrass me
I may even have to hose him down
Bring me water
I don′t know what he finds so distracting
What's so hot about her?
I really don′t like the way he's acting
Bring me water


Uh, bring it on
Whoa, ooh
What's so hot about her?
Uh, uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Waiter!) Bring me water
Gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) Bring me water
Send him back to school
(Waiter!) Bring me water
He′s acting like a fool
(Waiter!) Bring me water
Waiter! Bring me water