“The Finest Night of the Year” Songtext
von Frank Zappa

Okay
You look lovely tonight
Okay

Okay
Wait, wait
I know he does

Alright
As you all know, this is Halloween, the finest night of the year
And you are in the right place at the right time
Tonight′s show
The first show is being videotaped and the second show goes out live via satellite
And will also be videotaped, and the whole thing
Both shows and all the encores and everything, will be edited together to make one big thing later. So...

So I hope that the cameras don't cause you any inconvenience
Please, cooperate with them, don′t give them any trouble
And we'll try and make the show go as smoothly as possible in spite of the fact that it's on TV, okay?
I can′t sign everything all at once so I′ll try, thank you, I'll try and get to it later


Okay
These are Martian flowers? Wonderful
Well, we′ll put these over here, here's a guy who would look good with ′em
Let me introduce you to everybody

This is Ray White on guitar and vocals
Tommy Mars on keyboards
Scott Thunes on bass
Chad Wackerman on drums
Ed Mann on percussion
Bobby Martin on keyboards
And our little Italian virtuoso, Steve Vai, on guitar and et cetera
You want me to spank him, is that the deal?
Maybe later
He needs it

Alright
No, no, no
We gotta start the show now
You ready?

One, two, three