You Don't Know Jack Songtext
von Zane Williams

Well good morning sir my name is Sheriff Brown
I come from Alabama and I′m passing through town
I'm on the trail of a man that calls himself Mississippi Jack
And I have reason to believe
He′s been planning to rob your bank.
Well he's a tall outlaw 'bout as big as me.
He′s real good looking and he′s fancy free.
But don't let it fool ya he′s a highly educated man.
They say you've got a safe that impossible to crack
I hate to break to ya but you don′t know Jack.
He's a criminal genius, a son of a gun,
Perfectly adapted to life on the run.
I found his horse tied right outback,
And if that don′t scare ya then you then don't know Jack.
Well he must be nearby so there's no time to waste,


Hurry up man take me back to safe.
Just act normal cause I′m gonna hide inside
No matter how he gets in he′ll be in for a big surprise.
I'll look the other way while you open the door,
Trust me sir this has worked before.
Now that that′s done, there's just one detail left.
Why don′t you get down on the floor
Put your hands behind your back.
Guess what, yeah I'm Mississippi Jack.
I′m a criminal genius, a son of a gun,
And I wouldnt move a muscle, if I were you son.
Cause I'd hate to have to hurt ya and that's a fact.
But I′m taking your money cause you don′t know jack.
Well it's been fun but I don′t think I'll be back,
I′m heading out west where they don't know Jack.