Wipe My Butt Songtext
von Tim and Eric

I′m never gonna wipe my butt
He's never, never, never gonna wipe his butt
I′m never gonna wipe my butt
He's never, never, never gonna wipe his butt


I don't wipe my butt ′cause it′s a waste of toilet tissue (Right)
My brown crusty stains are an environmental issue (Okay)
(I applaud you on the way you're leading your life in
That regard
But I prefer to remain sanitary when it
Comes to my rear end
Rear end, rear end, rear end)

I′m never gonna wipe my butt
He's never, never, never gonna wipe his butt
I′m never gonna wipe my butt
He's never, never, never gonna wipe his butt