Jack Sparrow Songtext
von The Lonely Island

Jack Sparrow Songtext

Guys, Michael Bolton is here
Oh, great, send him in
Hey, guys!
Hi! Thanks for coming!

Sorry I′m late – I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon
Have you seen those things?
Oh, yeah, yeah those are – those are great

Well, I checked out the track, and I loved it
And I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig
Oh, wow, that′s great! (Awesome!)
Should we just lay it down?
Boys, let's get to it (to it to it)

Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now baby roll with us
Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
Rollin′ up!
Blow through the doors ain′t no holdin' up
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck.
Come on
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set
Fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
Yeah! Yeah!
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock

You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas (What?)

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we′re back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
Kiera Knightly
Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I′m the number one stunner
Jack Sparrow
Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy"
More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy"
Yeah! Yeah!

All dressed up with nowhere to run
And now I make you feel crazy with the...
Now back to the good part

From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure
Old Captain Jack giving them what for
He′s the pauper of the surf
(Yeah uh huh)

The jester of Tortuga
(Oh God)
But is Davy Jones' locker what lies in store?
Yeah, we've seen the movie

Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
Captain Jack
Johnny Depp
From the front to the back say we count stacks come on

Davy Jones

Giant Squid
Michael Bolton we′re really gonna need you to focus up

Roger that let me try it with another film

Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump
(Not better)

Though I′m not the sharpest tool in
The shed, I give Jenny all of my love
(Come on!)
Ok them I'm legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name
(Nooo, God)
Then you can call me Scarface, snortin mountains of cocaine

(Close enough)
You cockroaches wanna play rough? Okay I′m reloaded

This is the tale of Tony Montana (this is the tale!)
Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts
(Take it home!)
Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy,
Just waiting to get fucked! (Nooo) Just waiting to get fucked!
Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
You complete me!
Yup, yeah, okay!

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