Little Titties Songtext
von Tig Notaro

I was walking through my neighborhood
I was walking on the side walk and I was passing this guy
And right when you passed each other he said to me
"Aaaaaaa I′m a little titties
I thought you was a man"
And it's. It"s like ok. Ok if you think that
And ok if you say that.
To yourself
But that thought had to go through several layers of filters in his mind In a check list
And he still decided. Ya I′m gonna need to say this.
Like think of all the things he decided not to say.
Things like "Good afternoon!"
Or " OH I was gonna say something but I've decided not to"
Nope he went with"
"Aaaaaaa I'm a little titties
I thought you was a man"