Heaven to Hell Songtext
von The Tiger Lillies

I thought I′d be happy in heaven
I thought it would be swell
I thought I'd be happy in heaven
In fact I′m as unhappy as hell

The harps, they all bore me
St. Peter's jokes are a farce
The angels look down their noses
Because I'm from a different class

St. Mathews discovered religion
He converts people every day
Whenever he gets near me
I tell him to go away


St. Christopher, I′ve been rude to him
I told him what he could do with his staff
I told him where he could stick it
And he didn′t laugh

Only old Mary is good'un
Yeah, she′s a good sort
She's generous with everyone
She′s a good sport

And God, he's a miserable bastard
He′s always making up rules
I'm terribly disillusioned
I think he's a silly old fool

Jesus, he plays the guitar
He sings like Joni Mitchell
I thought I′d be happy in heaven
But in fact I′m unhappy as hell