Right Hand-a-rama Songtext
von The Network

I′m taking a ride to the liquor store
I'm looking for a beer and little bit more
I′m gonna spend all the money she has
On a nude girl in a dirty old magazine
50 cents cheaper than the real thing
Even though it may be a little bit disgusting
Can't call a bitch and it ain't got no drama
It′s called a new sensation called the right hand-a-rama
I don′t know why
I don't know why
It sure feels good most every time
I don′t know why
I don't know why
It sure feels good most every time
Alright
Pamela and her five sisters


Are giving me a bad case of nasty blisters
A third degree burn going straight to my head
I guess my pipes are a little bit rusted
Close encounters of the strangest kind
I got the heebee-jeebes for the hundredth time
It didn′t work out the way it was planned
All I got now is a beer in my hand
I don't know why
I don′t know why
It sure feels good most every time
I don't know why
I don't know why
It sure feels good most every time
I′ll tell ya why
Whoo!
Alright!