The Fattest Cowboy of the USA Songtext
von The Hellboys

He hates mexicans and gays and women
He hates everyone with a different opinion
He tells every lie for fame and for money
Cause he′s named like a duck
Well well, that is not quite funny

The fat man from NYC
Sells guns for you and for me
The fattest cowboy around
In self-defense shoots you down
The fattest cowboy of the USA


He is married to a "Hello Barbie"
Only can repeat the people stories
She cannot say "no" to every kind of a boy talk
Third women to first lady
Baby that is no cakewalk

The fat man from NYC
Shows what it's like to feel
The fattest cowboy around
Grabs every pussy in town
The fattest cowboy of the USA

The fat man from NYC
Gives no damn about you and me
If we are drowned in shit
The devil cares about it
The fattest cowboy of the USA