Being a Dickhead's Cool Songtext
von The Grand Spectacular

OI OI OI OI
Got on the train from Cambridgeshire
Moved down to an East London flat
Got a moustache and a low cut vest
Some purple leggings and a sailor tat (twat)
Just one gear on my fixie bike
Got a +1 here for my gig tonight
I play synth...
We all play synth!
20-20 vision, just a pair of empty frames
Dressing like a nerd although I never got the grades (fail)
I remember when the kids at school would call me names (tramp balls)
Now we're taking over their estates!
Woo-oo-oooo!


I love my live as a dickhead!
All my friends are dickheads too (two)
Come with me let's be dickheads (Haven't you heard?)
Being a dickhead's cool!
Being a dickhead's cool!
Being a dickhead's cool!
Being a dickhead's cool-cool-cooo-oo-oool!

Polaroid app on my iPhone
Taking pictures on London Fields
Up on the blog so everyone knows
We're having NEW AGE FUN with a VINTAGE FEEL!
Coolest kids in a warehouse rave
Exclusive list, look there's my name
I got in...
You couldn't get in (na na na naa naaaa)
Never bought a pack of fags
I only roll my own
Plugging in my laptop at the Starbucks down the road
Say I work in media, I'm really on the dole
I'm the coolest guy you'll ever know!
Woo-oo-oooo!


I love my live as a dickhead!
All my friends are dickheads too (two)
Come with me let's be dickheads (Haven't you heard?)
Being a dickhead's cool!
Being a dickhead's cool!
Being a dickhead's cool!
Being a dickhead's cool-cool-cooo-oo-oool!

Loafers with no socks
Electropop meets southern hip-hop
Indeterminate sexual preference
Something retro on my necklace

"Basically I'm a part-time blogger and I design my own jewellery line. It's like a mix of religious iconography, kind of with a Save By The Bell vibe"

"I organise a vegan crunk night"

"Er, yeah, I'm, err, currently writing my own magazine and it's all about my balls"

"We're putting on this rave, and there's a band in the mosque, and all the proceeds are going to that thing that happened in the Middle East or Africa or whatever"