The Road Songtext
von Tenacious D

The road is fuckin′ hard,
The road is fuckin' tough-ah,
There′s no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff.
It's the fuckin' road my friend
But it′s the only road I know.
When I′m munchin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!


The road is fuckin′ hard,
It's also really fuckin′ tough,
There's no question that
It don′t take no guff.
The road is a be-a-itch my friend
But it's the only fuckin' road I know,
When I′m snackin′ on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

I met a tasty baby in Michigan.
We screwed two times then I left.
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan.
Why can't I stay in one place
For more than two days.
Why?!
Because I′m talkin' about the road.
Road!