Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Songtext
von Tenacious D

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Songtext

I am complete!

Yes, you are stuck, so out of luck
Now I'm complete and my jock you will pluck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

Wait! Wait! Wait!
You mothertrucker
We challenge you to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Dang! Drat!
Fudge, the demon code prevents me
From declining a rock-off challenge
What are your terms? What's the catch?

If we win, you must take your sorry butt back to Hades
And also you will have to pay our rent

And what if I win?

Then you can take Kage back to Hell
Trust me Kage, it's the only way
What are you talking about?
To be your little boy

Let the rock off begin!

I'm the Devil, I love metal!
Check this riff, it's hot and tasty
I'm the Devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel

Come on Kage, bring the thunder
There's just no way that we can win
That was a masterpiece
Listen to me!
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
Galldurnit, Kage!

He's gonna make you his best slave
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam
It's been a long, long trip
Deactivated lasers with my trick
Now it's time to blow this mother down!

Come on Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town

Now we've got to blow this mother down
He's gonna take me if we do not blow doors down
Come on Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown

Hey Antichrist-er, Beelzeboss
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce
We rock the Casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you, for all mankind
You hold the scepter
We hold the key
You are the Devil
We are the D!

We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D!

You guys are freakin' lame!
Come on Kage, you're coming with me
Taste my lightning, trucker!


Ow! Shucks!
You broke my horn!
Oh no!

From whence you came
You shall remain
Until you are complete again


Curse you Kage and curse you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!

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