Paranoid Songtext
von Shel Silverstein

Everybody says I′m paranoid
They all think I'm crazy
They all smile to my face
But they′d like to see me die
They put poison in my coffee
They put ground glass in my oatmeal
They put spiders in my tennis shoes
And shit in my pecan pie

It's hard to stop and figure out where did it all begin

You see, my father wanted a little girl
And my mother wanted twins


And my grandpa admired Hitler
So everything I did was wrong
And I'm gonna stop now
′Cause even though you′re smiling
I know you hate this song
Yeah, and I know you're only listening
′Cause you don't wanna hurt my feelings
And you′re just waiting for me to leave
So you can laugh about my open fly

You put the poison in my coffee
You put the ground glass in my oatmeal
You put the spiders in my tennis shoes
And you shit in my pecan pie

I know, don't deny it, I know
I know, I know