Hi Honey, I'm Home! Songtext
von Rupert Holmes

At the end of my day, on the highway
Never do I roam
What on earth is sweeter than to greet her?
Hi, honey, I′m home

That was once our theme song and a dream song
Of our honeycomb
And the small fry fell out when I'd yell out
"Hi, honey, I′m home"


We were once a sitcom family
On your black-and-white TV
Now we're off the air, been pulled from there
And dropped into reality

Life was once much duller, they've put color
In our monochrome
Still, she gabs all day and spends my money
I find the situation funny
Doesn′t life seem so re-runny?
Hi, honey, I′m home

Hi, honey, I'm home