Drinking With Jesus Songtext
von Red Elvises

Once upon a time in Louisiana
I found myself half-wasted late at night
I was drinking heavily with Jesus
Talking about impacts of his life

Tell me, tell me, Jesus
Tell me, tell me more

Why am I not happy?
Why am I not rich?
Why nobody loves me?
Why life′s such a bitch?
Bitch (B-I-T-C-H)
Bitch (B-I-T-C-H)
Bitch (B-I-T-C-H)
Bitch

Jesus looked at me kinda weird
I saw silver tears in his eyes
Cracking jokes and laughing through his beard
Drinking from a bottle fine red wine


Tell me, tell me, Jesus
Tell me, tell me more

Why am I not happy?
Why am I not rich?
Why nobody loves me?
Why life's such a bitch?
Bitch (B-I-T-C-H)
Bitch (B-I-T-C-H)
Bitch (B-I-T-C-H)
Bitch

Jesus had a shot of Jose Cuervo
Then we had some whiskey on the rocks
Then we started dancing like two maniacs
Then he said to me

"You are a drunk!"
"Yeah!"
"You are a loser!"
"Yeah!"
"You are a womanizer!"
"Hallelujah!"


Why am I not happy?
Why am I not rich?
Why nobody loves me?
Why life′s such a bitch?
Why am I not happy?
Why am I not rich?
Why nobody loves me?
Why life's such a bitch?
Bitch (B-I-T-C-H)
Bitch (B-I-T-C-H)
Bitch (B-I-T-C-H)
Bitch