Die When I’m Young Songtext
von Rachel Bloom

I DON′T LIVE FOR THE FUTURE
I DON'T LIVE IN THE PAST
I THROW MY HANDS UP IN BLISS READY FOR THE WORLD′S KISS
NO REGRETS OR HESITATIONS TAKING CHANCES
'CAUSE I'M GONNA
DIE WHEN I′M YOUNG
BURN OUT FAST AND DANCE FOREVER
GONNA DIE WHEN I′M YOUNG
'CAUSE-
(Phone call)
I′M GONNA
DIE WHEN I'M YOUNG
I DIDN′T EXPECT THIS TO LITERALLY HAPPEN
GONNA DIE WHEN I'M YOUNG
I GUESS THIS IS WHAT I WANTED.
BACK IN THE CLUB, SHAKIN′ MY ASS
THEN I HAVE TO LAY DOWN FOR A WHILE!
(YEAH, LAY DOWN)
HANG WITH THE DJ, SPIN A COUPLE'A TRACKS
AND THEN I THROW UP BILE!


(COOL)
GETTIN' FREAKY WITH A HOTTIE
(AND WE JUST DON′T STOP)
THE WAY HE′S TOUCHIN' UP MY BODY
MAKES MY PANTIES DROP!
I SAY, "I′M DYIN"
HE SAYS, "I'M SORRY!"
I SAY, "LET′S FUCK!"
HE SAYS, "I'M SAD NOW."
GONNA
DIE WHEN I′M YOUNG
I SHOULD HAVE HAD MY HOME CHECKED FOR ASBESTOS
GONNA DIE WHEN I'M YOUNG
YEAH, IT WAS WAY COOLER IN THEORY.
DOCTORS GIVE ME HEAVY SEDATIVES
(O-M-G I'M SUCH A STONER)
HANDS ARE FEELIN′ UP MY BODY
′CAUSE I'M AN ORGAN DONOR!
I′M DYIN' YOUNG JUST ′CAUSE I LIVED TOO FAST.
ALSO
I HAVE TUMOR.
Yo! Y'all think you′re so cool for dyin' young? Well I'm an aborted fetus, motherfucker! I died so young I didn′t even live!
I′LL NEVER GO TO PRESCHOOL OR THE PROM
SO I GET BITCHES HOTTER THAN MY TEENAGE MOM
I SPIT RHYMES FASTER THAN MY STEM CELLS HEAL
SO LET THE BEAT DROP LIKE MY NUTS NEVER WILL.
DIE WHEN I'M YOUNG
Oh God, this is horrifying!
DIE WHEN I′M YOUNG!
Please, I take it back!
DIE WHEN I'M YOUNG
I should never have aborted that pimp-ass fetus!
DIE WHEN I′M YOUNG.
Hey, that bitch is dead.