Calum Dan's Transit Van Songtext
von Peat & Diesel

We all know a man like Calum Dan
And he drives around in a transit van
Comes flying through Balallan at 106
He nearly lost it on the verge, ended up in the ditch

Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair

Put your foot to the floor for a little bit of fun
Pull into the lay-by for a handbrake turn
I'm a backseat driver and I've always been
And I really want a shot, a shot of this machine


Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair

Turn up the stereo and chip her down a gear
I think we'll have to stop at the shop for a beer
Robbie Bell is on the phone and he's looking for a turnip
Let's get out of here quick and give it laldy, do a burnout

Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair

Well, it all went wrong as we went around the corner
That's when we realised that we were losing the water
I thought I could smell a funny burning from the clutch
A collie dog came running out from behind the church


Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair
Air do shocair