JCB Songtext
von Nizlopi

Well, I′m rumbling in this JCB
I'm five years old, and my dad′s a giant
Sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like bazzerk
While we're singing
Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work

And my dad′s probably had a bloody hard day
But he′s been good fun and bubblin' and joking away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are getting more impatient and angry, but we don′t mind

And we're holding up the bypass
Oh-oh
Me and my dad havin′ a top laugh
Oh-oh-oh
And I'm sitting on the tool box
Oh-oh
And I′m so glad I'm not in school boss
So glad I'm not in school
Oh no


And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speeding by this summer green grass
And we′re like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like Zoids or Transformers, or maybe even bigger
I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I′ll tell all my mates
My dad's B.A. Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee′s nunchuckers

And we're holding up the bypass
Oh-oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh-oh-oh
And I′m sitting on the tool box
Oh-oh
And I'm so glad I′m not in school boss
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holding up the bypass
Oh-oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh-oh-oh
And I′m sitting on the tool box
Oh-oh
And I′m so glad I'm not in school boss
So glad I′m not in school


Said I'm Luke, I′m five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB
I′m Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB
I′m Luke, I′m five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB
I′m Luke, I'm five, and my dad′s Bruce Lee
Drives me around-

And we're holding up the bypass
Oh-oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh-oh-oh
And I′m sitting on the toolbox
Oh-oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss
So glad I′m not in school

Said I′m Luke, I'm five, and my dad′s Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB
I'm Luke, I′m five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB
I′m Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB
I′m Luke, I′m five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB