Sober Songtext
von Nanowar of Steel

And now 20 minutes of calf raises

Sip, sip, sip
Sip, sip, sip
Sip, sip, sip
Mineral water

Sail all day through the storm and thunder
To fill our chests with Bitcoin and gold
Drink all night in the after-plunder
Our thirst for thirst will never grow old
Fight all day, those who won′t surrender
Will face the wrath of our cannonball
Party all night, throw your greens in the blender
Squeeze your juice at the captain's call

A pirate′s real treasure is health
'Cause we are


Sober
Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober
Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die

Sober
Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober
Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
So we chew iPhones while we chase your prey
We'll enslave your crew and put them on their knees
And stay fit to prevent cardiovascular disease
In a Pilates ship, you can do as you please
We′re the personal trainers of the seven seas
Our cannon′s loaded with a kettlebell
So do the plank or walk the plank

A pirate ship driver must pass the alcohol test
That's why we are


Sober
Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober
Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die

Sober
Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober
Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die

Yo-ho-ho for the ginger tea (ginger tea, ginger tea)
Yo-ho-ho for the ginger tea (and we′re sober 'til we die)
Yo-ho-ho for pineapple juice (pineapple juice, pineapple juice)
Yo-ho-ho for pineapple juice (and we′re sober 'til we die), c′mon

Liver's a pirate's best friend
′Cause we are
′Cause we are
'Cause we are

Sober
Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober
Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!

Sober
Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober
Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die

Gonna be sober until we die
Gonna be sober until -
We fuckin′ die