Why Would I Date A Hoe? Songtext
von Michael Eaborn

I missed a date.
Worked late last night.
Working too hard.
For overtime.
But I got bills.
I need to pay.
Or the Landlord,
will evict me.

I′m still single.
That's no surprise.
I like women
and I hate lies.
I′m a virgin.
I'm sure you know.
I still have class.
Won't date a hoe.


Why would I ever date a hoe?
I don′t want to be alone.
Why would I ever date a hoe?
I don′t want to be alone.

Looking for love,
is hard to find.
What do I want?
I can't define.
But I got faith
I′ll meet someone.
Or the latter.
I'll be alone.

I′m still single.
That's no surprise.
I like women,
and I hate lies.
I′m a virgin.
I'm sure you know.
I still have class.
Won't date a hoe.


Why would I ever date a hoe?
I don′t want to be alone.
Why would I ever date a hoe?
I don′t want to be alone.

Working full-time,
at Taco Bell.
Making tacos.
Wanting to yell.
Anxiety,
the urge to cry.
I don't fit in.
I guess that′s why.

I'm still single.
it′s no surprise.
I like women,
and I hate lies.
Still a virgin.
Certified pro.
But I have class.
Won't date a hoe.

Why would I ever date a hoe?
I don′t want to be alone.
Why would you ever date a hoe?
You don't want to be alone.