A Fine Romance Songtext
von Mel Tormé & The Mel‐Tones

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like, a couple of hot tomatoes
But you′re as cold, as yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance, you won′t nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance


A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
True love should have the thrills
That a healthy crime has
We don′t have half the thrills, that the march of time has

A fine romance, my good woman
My strong, aged in the wood woman
No, you never give the orchids I sent a glance
No, you like cactus plants
This is a fine romance