Michael Jordan Songtext
von Kendrick Lamar feat. ScHoolboy Q

Uhh Every time I′m in my city I be hacking like my shit.don't stink
Used to clean my rolling chain with alcohol in the sink
Ridin′ 'round with niggas that I grew up with since Mac-nair
Bumpin' me against the world, Hello world, Kendrick here

And I′m too much for these niggas
I′m three much for these ho's
I′m too much for these niggas
I'm three much for these ho′s
I'm too much for these niggas
I′m three much for these ho's

Wayne told me that and that's just how it goes Michael Jordan
Bounce bounce, ho. Bounce Bounce
This shit make a nigga get some bread or bust a head or fuck my enemy′s bitch, actin′ bad and gettin' rich
Pull up on these 26′s
I'm a vanity slave
I′m a sinner, Jesus Christ
Please forgive me for my ways


I don't know why your bitch want to fuck me
And I don′t know why you fuck-niggas can't see
I'm a Comp-town representer
Concrete back-flipper
AKA that nigga′.don′t worry
I don't know why your bitch want to fuck me
And I don′t know why you fuck-niggas can't see

This is Hi-power
Since the Eddie Bower
I′ve been popular
I'm poppin′ now
every other hour
Paparazzi come
You jockin' the Let-her-be-a-ho
Why you stoppin' though
We stoppin′ the traffic
What you know about them hockey pucks
Skatin′ on 'em
Why you Hatin′ on 'em
You should learn from ′em
Seen too many of y'all gettin′ money
Know my turn comin'


I don't know why your bitch want to fuck me
I don′t know why (hey, wait a minute motherfucker)
Everytime I′m in my city I be feelin' like my shit don′t stink
Used to clean my rolling chain with alcohol in the sink
Ridin' ′round with niggas that I grew up with since Mac-nair
Bumpin' me against the world, Hello world, Kendrick here

And I′m too much for these niggas
I'm three much for these ho's
I′m too much for these niggas
I′m three much for these ho's
I′m too much for these niggas
I'm three much for these ho′s
Wayne told me that and that's just how it goes Michael Jordan, bitch
Michael Jordan, bitch
Michael Jordan, bitch
Michael Jordan, bitch

That means I′m too much for these niggas
I'm three much for these ho's
Wayne told me that
and that′s just how it goes.
Man, the game chose me, what am I to do
The only thing I did wrong was make it possible
I diddy-bop and make them titties pop
Out there on my bumper, like a city-cop
Walkin′ out the fresh seagull? Put my girl on it
Ass so fat, probably sit the world on it

Ayy
Pussy crazy
Pussy crazy
You fuck niggas
Your pussy's crazy
Man, I know I can′t tell you about the world, homie
But I know I can tell you about your girl, homie

Her pussy's crazy
Her pussy crazy
I fuck nigga
I know you hate me
I know they pay me too much of attention
Bring my name up, it gotta be mentioned
I need me an engine
that can go real fast
Call it hall of fame
once it hall ass
Give me tall glass
Coconut Cîroc
Please, no soda pop
I make my soda pop
Life′s a bitch.
Her pussy crazy
but I make that pussy pay me

Everytime I'm in my city I be feelin′ like my shit don't stink
Used to clean my rolling chain with alcohol in the sink
Ridin' ′round with niggas that I grew up with since Mac-nair
Bumpin′ me against the world, Hello world, Kendrick here

And I'm too much for these niggas
I′m three much for these ho? s
I'm too much for these niggas
I′m three much for these ho's
I′m too much for these niggas
I'm three much for these ho's
Wayne told me that
and that′s just how it goes
Michael Jordan, bitch
That means I′m too much for these niggas
I'm three much for these ho′s
Wayne told me that

I remember trippin' walkin′ through the sack like my glock don't think
Grandma in the kitchen, that bone′s in the sink
I don't know why you bitch want to fuck me
And I don't know why you sucka-niggas can′t see
I-I-I′m from hoover man
High as super man
Shit you Louis Lane
You pussy man
with the pussy game
Shit, we off the chain
We poppin' the fortune not the fame

Shit, you backers, man
You chasin′ ho's
Re-replacing ho′s
Bag-and-pass them ho's
You brought and chose
Guess she movin′ on
Yep, we do it wrong
We fuck the homes
Fuck the center-homes
Marijuana strong
You know I'm gone
Turn my swagger on
Am I swagged enough

My paper long
Yep, you left alone
Y-Y-Y-You gets no fucks
Leanin' off the act of us
Passin′ blunts round-and-round
Told me Mary was a go
so we passed her round and round
Your bitch texted me, wants it now
so I had to knock her down
Hurt her bouncin′ off my balls
Slingin dick up from the mouth
You let it slide, I hit home-runs
Clean her dugout 'til I′m done
I can be your number two and you can be her number one
Her pussy's crazy
Her pussy′s crazy
You fuck niggas

Everytime I'm in my city I be feelin′ like my shit don't stink
Used to clean my rolling chain with alcohol in the sink
Ridin' ′round with niggas that I grew up with since Mac-nair
Bumpin′ me against the world, Hello world, Kendrick here

And I'm too much for these niggas
I′m three much for these ho? s
I'm too much for these niggas
I′m three much for these ho's
I′m too much for these niggas
I'm three much for these ho's
Wayne told me that
and that′s just how it goes
Michael Jordan, bitch
That means I′m too much for these niggas
I'm three much for these ho′s
Wayne told me that
and that's just how it goes