Rudeness Train Songtext
von Judge Dread

All aboard
Rudeness train
Aye

Tell your sister to come down quick
And she can have a sucker back
On the rudeness train
Aye
Ooh

I gave her one in the corridor
And after that she wanted more
On the rudeness train
Move your hand, brother
Aye

Move along, sister, if you could
For you are standing on my wood
On the rudeness train
Sigh


Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-shh
Ooh
Rudeness train

Show your ticket, the porter calls
And I look up and tell him all
On the rudeness train
Aye
Ooh

I had a girl the other night
She wasn′t loose, but she wasn't tight
On the rudeness train
Ooh
Ayy

Whether you′re small or whether you're large
Whether you're soft or whether you′re hard
It′s the rudeness train
How you feeling?
How you feeling?


Mary had a little pig, she also had a bear
I've never seen a little pig, but I′ve often had a bear
On the rudeness train
Aye
On the rudeness train
Aye

A boy who stood on the burning dock
Waving and shaking his big hairy...
On the rudeness train
Aye

Slow down
Slow down, brother
You're going too fast